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cheshire cheese planned a run
about 5 hours ago
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jeff and Berthold Krack ( Bio Biker )🚴♂️🏊♂️ like this.
cheshire cheese went running
about 10 hours ago
Sunny Sunday run
Just slap coffee pot for later,on slip headphones on and run with no destination in mind
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cheshire cheese went gravel riding
a day ago
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cheshire cheese went running
7 days ago
Battle of Brampton valley ultra
Mixed weather with sun and showers with some head winds The map said “pleasant countryside run.” The map, it turns out, was a bold-faced fantasist. You set off like a hero anyway, bouncing through lanes and trails, collecting personal records as if they were Pokémon. Each “PR” ping felt like a tiny trumpet blast. You were unstoppable. A legend in Lycra. Even your cat-covered leggings seemed to purr with confidence. Then came the tunnel. It loomed out of the trees like a Victorian throat clearing itself for a ghost story. Dark. Echoey. Slightly suspicious. The kind of place where even your shoelaces consider turning back. Naturally, you ran straight in. Halfway through, every drip of water sounded like footsteps. Every shadow looked like it had a gym membership. You sped up. Not a panicked sprint, no no—just a… brisk, dignity-preserving acceleration. At the far end, daylight spilled in like applause. You burst out, victorious, only to realise you’d just smashed another segment record. Of course you had. Nothing improves pace like imaginary tunnel goblins. Later, reviewing the route, it all looked so calm. So tidy. A neat red line of achievement. But you knew the truth. Somewhere between the PRs and the darkness, you hadn’t just been running. You’d been escaping. 🏃♂️
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cheshire cheese planned a run
April 8, 2026
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cheshire cheese went cycling
April 7, 2026
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cheshire cheese went for a hike
April 6, 2026
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cheshire cheese planned a gravel ride
April 5, 2026
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cheshire cheese planned a hike
April 3, 2026
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cheshire cheese went running
March 29, 2026
Crisp Sunday morning run 😁
David set out on his majestic 10.38-mile run feeling like an elite athlete and a part-time philosopher. The mist hung dramatically, his watch beeped important numbers, and somewhere deep inside he believed this was his “moment.” About five miles in, he encountered them: a sheep and two lambs, lounging like they owned the countryside—and frankly, they did. The sheep stared at him with the calm authority of a village elder. The lambs looked mildly amused, like interns observing a failing presentation. David slowed to a jog. Then a shuffle. Then what can only be described as “aggressive standing still.” “Morning,” he said, out loud, to animals who absolutely did not care. The sheep blinked. One lamb yawned. The other scratched its ear in slow motion, as if to say, we’ve seen faster hedges. Trying to reclaim dignity, David checked his stats. Average pace: 11:43. Heart rate: 145 bpm. Respect from livestock: critically low. He attempted a confident jog past them. The sheep took one step forward. David immediately rerouted his entire run. Two hours later, he proudly uploaded his activity, complete with philosophical caption and heroic stats—carefully omitting the part where he was out-stared, outclassed, and tactically defeated by a family of sheep.
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February 15, 2025
Looks good. When are you planning to do this run?