About Ralph...
46,442 km
2310:38 h
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- Ralph...3 days ago
5 a.m. -> Terrace wet
So, time to put on my hiking boots and head out.
Notice I've noticed:
Even though I've lived in Fetchup for at least 25 years, I don't know 10 street names.
(Signs are practically unreadable in the dark, though).
Sunday rest 😊
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- Ralph...6 days ago
If the day off on Wednesday only works out on Thursday, and
then instead of the predicted fog, there's completely clear visibility in the morning,
you can really go all out and ride in a way that lets the sun shine on you.
I think I should have produced enough vitamin D to get me through the winter.
Side
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- Ralph...December 14, 2025
Damn, my leisure-time black dresser saw how "dirty" my work-time black dresser was when she came back on Friday, and that's why I absolutely refused to go out today.
So I put on my hiking boots and crept along a bit through the damp morning rush...
End of Sunday 😊
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- Ralph...December 7, 2025
The Weekend
Saturday -> Special Triathlon
- 1km bike ride
- Yelling at tire sealant about why it doesn't work in low temperatures
- Pushing a flat tire home for 1km 😡
(No, I didn't feel like dealing with the mess of putting in a tube, and rain was forecast anyway)
Sunday -> Walk
Found my long-lost hiking boots
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- Ralph...November 30, 2025
Before the weekly series ends or the subscription is canceled, I'll upload something again.
Almost cut off a deer, which jumped right out of the bushes in front of me,
without lights or reflectors.
I think it wasn't even wearing any lights at all.
Quite unlike the supposed tractor on the Old Rhine, which
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- Ralph...November 16, 2025
Our goddaughter dog is visiting again for a week.
I've gotten quite adept at sneaking around the house like a burglar in the mornings without any lights on, eating my breakfast cereal by the glow of my phone's screen.
The main thing is that Buffy doesn't notice anything and only starts calling for her
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- Ralph...November 14, 2025
Not that it's relevant to anything, but Komoot thinks it's watched me run/cycle 50,000 km by now 🤔
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- Ralph...November 13, 2025
I wasn't paying attention for a moment, and another one had already taken over the next wall.
So, off to Franklin to make sure my mural list is complete again.
The seven-degree garden temperature was quite deceptive.
I had to take two forced breaks at Karlstern and Neuschloss, circling my arms to try and
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- Ralph...November 8, 2025
Earliest compromise time for @Frank 2020: 0800
Preparations went well until 7:48 a.m., when the hand that reached for the hiking boots came up empty.
F***, where did those damn things go?
"P E T R A!!!!!! Shoes WHERE?!?!?!!
"How am I supposed to know?"
Damn.
Plan B was needed.
So it was time to find out if
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Strange:
Stayed tired all day yesterday, dozed off three times while playing on the computer, and went to bed shortly after 9 pm.
Today I went for a 10 km walk, dragged the groceries to my dad's, and afterwards was still pacing around the house like the Energizer Bunny.
1 pm -> Terrace dry
So I put on my
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