I had such a nice girl in Wassenaar With long blonde and shiny hair She was very rich that's why she lived there Porsche convertible and a large Jaguar She never ate peanut butter, only caviar 1 Day she invited me to her
I waited for the bus, my strip card was ready I said "driver, I have to go to Wassenaar" I got off the bus, I rang the doorbell at ha-haar She said "come up, Iba man, come on" I turned it here and I put it there She said "now you hit my nerve" Suddenly she was acting strange and a little weird too She said "slap my butt, pull my hair Louder, Louder 'cause I'm coming soon" (woohoo)
Where did I see her (in Wassenaar) I met her (in Wassenaar) She had an expensive Jaguar (in Wassenaar) She only ate caviar (in Wassenaar) I put it here and there (in Wassenaar) I touched her sensitive chord (in Wassenaar) I pulled her hair (in Wassenaar) And when she came she (woohoo)
When I came home (from Wassenaar) My girlfriend was already waiting behind the door She said "where was your Iba man, tell me" I said "I had to perform with Ross in Alkmaar" She said "you are a big liar Because I know where you were, you were in Wassenaar" Where? in Wassenaar Where? in Wassenaar Where? in Wassenaar