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“Non ce la faccio a farcela!”
Non ce la facciamo mai: ad attenerci, circoscriverci, limitarci.
Poi, dopo un po’, puntualmente, si ripiega il tepee, lo si carica e si parte, non sapendo poi dove c…o andare, infatti, il più delle volte, si torna e … mannaggia alla punteggiatura.
P.S. Info valide solo per appassionati dinamitardi irlandesi e solo di nome Fiona, James, Saoirse, Sean:
- macpaolino (at) icloud (dot) com
- trecentoquaranta cinquantatre novantotto settecentottantotto

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went for a bike ride

August 19, 2026 at 11:11

Novara città cerealicola; mais dire mais.

Time

3h57m

Distance

80.9km

Speed

22.9km/h

Ascent

290m

Descent

270m

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August 19, 2026

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August 18, 2026 at 14:05

Fuori porta o meglio; dietro la porta.

Due laghi, corto, anche un po’ … storto :-/.

Time

2h59m

Distance

72.3km

Speed

24.8km/h

Ascent

360m

Descent

340m

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August 18, 2026

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went for a bike ride

August 17, 2026 at 15:29

La prospettiva del Quattordici.

Pignone pista z14, Miche.

Time

2h00m

Distance

37.5km

Speed

21.1km/h

Ascent

440m

Descent

430m

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August 17, 2026

Twenty-four hours ago, around here, the Big Guy hit us with buckets, lightning and, to mock providence, achieved nothing but blessed crap, apart from a few poor uprooted trees, the reappearance in the sky of contrails and a handkerchief on the nose: a bit of humidity, that’s all.

"It" was Fourteen who

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August 15, 2026 at 10:06

Lago d’Orta classico e… “carry on”!

Come desidera il percorso? Ben cotto? Medio? Al coltello tra i denti? :-)

Time

2h10m

Distance

53.7km

Speed

24.7km/h

Ascent

350m

Descent

350m

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August 15, 2026

went for a bike ride

August 14, 2026 at 10:00

L’isola e l’ape Marianna.

Soliti solidi stolidi tre laghi in una friggitrice, ad aria.

Time

4h38m

Distance

103km

Speed

23.8km/h

Ascent

480m

Descent

450m

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August 14, 2026

At km 39: Isola Dei Pescatori, Stresa.

At km 65: Mergozzo. Stop at the bar, from the cart emerges Marianna the bee, resident in the third hive on the right, Bracchio locality, as the barman then said; she flutters over the open can of Lemonsoda and throws herself in. The drink goes "shhhh", Marianna inside

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went for a bike ride

August 12, 2026 at 09:39

Sul ponte di Agnona (finalmente!)

Time

7h06m

Distance

73.9km

Speed

19.5km/h

Ascent

740m

Descent

720m

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August 12, 2026

From km 0 to km 62 with and , as always with them a tour becomes so much, but sooooo much more; they also pedaled a lot, but veeery much more fearlessly 🚀 .



Not documented here:

- the passage through Maggiora

- the truly remarkable and kind hospitality of Alice, at her home

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went for a bike ride

August 8, 2026 at 11:08

Al “Paradiso Dei Cani”, sul S.Bernardino, #pucciapiedi.

Ah sì, il Tre Laghi, al solito.

Time

5h04m

Distance

106km

Speed

24.2km/h

Ascent

600m

Descent

570m

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August 8, 2026

Oh guys, the gorge is called exactly that 🐕 , between Isella and Unchio, immediately northwest of Intra (Vb).

Beach invaded, in celebration, synthetic colors, rubber shoes, tourists, locals, big, small, with nets for fry alongside the Blue sun and the story of the young Saracinesca (last two things added

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August 5, 2026 at 07:30

Varesotto flambé.

Nel senso della temperatura.

Time

6h44m

Distance

93.6km

Speed

22.7km/h

Ascent

710m

Descent

700m

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August 5, 2026

Goods collection in the prestigious shop on the outskirts of Varese.

Passage by and who are almost leaving for transalpine expeditions and, precisely, talking about expeditions, like being at Locanda Almayer, but with a view of Campo dei Fiori.

Today hot, even more so, always

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went for a bike ride

August 4, 2026 at 16:19

Martedì 3 di 3. San Colombano

Martedì 3 di 3. San Colombano, Briga Novarese.

Time

0h38m

Distance

11.9km

Speed

23.3km/h

Ascent

30m

Descent

130m

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August 4, 2026

Wind… dystopian, it inflamed my eye.

The music is (not) over, not at all, but neither are the climbs :-)



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August 4, 2026 at 14:20

Martedì 2 di 3. Ultimo giro, ultimi 34 km.

Ricognizione (for dummies 🙃) del Trofeo Sportivi di Briga, U23 / Élite uomini, giovedì 6 agosto.

Time

1h58m

Distance

34.7km

Speed

20.0km/h

Ascent

520m

Descent

440m

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August 4, 2026

Various signposts in sequence, from the last passage in front of the Palco Firma Foglio Partenti to the arrival, an elven, rocky, "roncisvallico" place.

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August 4, 2026 at 12:29

Martedì 1 di 3. Lavoretty, anzitutto.

Time

1h48m

Distance

17.9km

Speed

21.5km/h

Ascent

100m

Descent

70m

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August 4, 2026

Image sequence:

- Still life, on the handlebars.

- Bar (order or ask for… Chicha Criolla) [the ineffable writing on the mat, very Homeric and polysemous, : “NO ONE leaves here sober”… Christopher Nolan and his relative phobia for metallic grays, read armor, is starting to get on my nerves a tiny bit, actually

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went for a bike ride

August 2, 2026 at 10:07

Kiosk

Ovvero: chiòsco s. m. [dal turco köşk] (pl. -chi). – 1.Padiglione di forma rotonda o poligonale, formato di colonnine che sostengono una cupola, come luogo di riposo in giardini o terrazze. 2. Capanno ombreggiato da rami e foglie, che s’innalza nei giardini per riposo o come belvedere, e può essere…

Time

6h37m

Distance

73.4km

Speed

19.7km/h

Ascent

700m

Descent

680m

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August 2, 2026

With together from km 21 to km 61, the real feat is theirs (km, altitude profile and heatwave double and more). S. reached us at the kiosk, G.P.M., M.d.S. at km 31 in… rally mode, round trip.



Sequence:

- Little jobs as… warm-up, given the weather it wasn't necessary, two sunflowers

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went for a hike

July 31, 2026 at 16:18

Via Dalla Pazza Folla. (stasera)

Thomas Hardy 📕

Time

3h18m

Distance

5.36km

Speed

3.8km/h

Ascent

20m

Descent

20m

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July 31, 2026

Mah.

Sure?

We'll see.

P.S.1 GioBanni really doesn't like the "lemon/basil" ice cream flavor.

P.S.2 Paper maps at a 1:50,000 scale are things for old people who have run away from home (dialect for "scappati di casa" - runaways) a bit like the non-alcoholic blonde and its cap.

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went for a bike ride

July 30, 2026 at 09:04

Il Lago e il tappo dell’analcolico biondo.

Time

2h42m

Distance

54.1km

Speed

23.1km/h

Ascent

350m

Descent

330m

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July 30, 2026

A single crodino, not seven, for the moment, bought at the San Marco bar, around 11:30. Developments, proposals, and blood analyses will follow regarding the therapy (or consortium) of the seven crodini... I feel a bit like a beggar, but oh well, but why, like a cork, only one, at least for today.

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went for a bike ride

July 29, 2026 at 12:11

Prova singola di inseguimento … @Fabbro (🚀🚀🚀 lui)

Time

4h22m

Distance

85.7km

Speed

22.0km/h

Ascent

1,010m

Descent

990m

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July 29, 2026

With 

Up to Colma, Civiasco side > Arola, and along the east lakeside road, damn, I limited the engine revs, his, the boy's.

I'll tell you here too, badly paraphrasing, "repetita juvant": repetitions 🚴‍♂️ help, got it F.? 😀.

Furthermore, as per the image, in the Arola area, on the descent, "the

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