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🚴🚴GPM Ungiasca giro d'Italia
Un giallo da svelare alcuni indizi: Marco, Iride, Visma, Maurizio e 13
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
May 20, 2026
🚴La Donna è come l' onda....🌊
Un onda inconsueta, una ex rapida del Panperduto, un detto popolare e un equazione.....segue....
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May 20, 2026
A sudden noise attracts my attention.
They opened the bypass of the Enel power plant in Vizzola and an impressive mass of water pours into the canal below, creating an anomalous wave. For a moment, I fear seeing a shark or at least a pensioner in a canoe go by.
Faced with that titanic scene, the brain
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
May 13, 2026
🚴🚴🏻♀️Lanca del Lupo🐺 e il Ramo delle Streghe🧙🏻
Con Babbo Natale e Enzo in modalità guida forestale.....
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May 14, 2026
Appointment with Roberta and Giulia near Boffalora when a mysterious lady gave me a little note that read: “Stop there. Order a chinotto, a porchetta, friarielli and provola sandwich. Then go into the woods of Cerano. Enzo is waiting for you.”
The message was signed only: Santa Claus.
After lunch, I reached
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Giuse🚴♎ and Jenaxs🚴🏼♀️♉ went cycling
April 26, 2026
Il paese dei Gatti,🚴🏻♀️🚴🚴🚴Brolo
"se un gatto nero ti attraversa la strada... è perché sta andando da qualche parte"
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April 26, 2026
Paolo leads us to the quieter side of Lake Orta, where the paths seem to deliberately deviate for those seeking something different. The small lakes of Nonio with water almost still as if waiting for our visit, then the bridge of Bria suspended between two worlds, a thin border between reality and story
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
April 16, 2026
🚴🚴🚴🚴Parigi-Rubé 🚴🌷
Si pronuncia Parigi Rubé ma si scrive Parigi-Rubé.........
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April 16, 2026
Paolo from Borgomanero, Patrick from Paris, Vincenzo from Ispra, Fabio joins us from Gallarate. Ignorant and unaware, they entrust themselves to my guidance, first I let them taste a bit of our local Paris Roubaix on the stones of our Ipposidra, then a bit of single track and finally a good wash of the
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Giuse🚴♎ and Jenaxs🚴🏼♀️♉ went cycling
April 11, 2026
🚴🚴🏻♀️ Turbigh, alette di pollo e haters
Haters o Leoni da tastiera.....
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April 11, 2026
.....but first let's rewind the cassette tape to chrome iron, yes I know it sounds better but it wears out the head. The tape restarts at Turbigo alto, (exactly it's like Bergamo below and Bergamo above) here we find the church and the Visconti castle built on the remains of a Roman fortification. No
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
April 8, 2026
🚴🚴 da Morimond (France) a Morimondo
Alti e bassi di una Abbazia: dalla Francia........
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April 8, 2026
...some Cistercian monks arrived in Italy and founded the abbey a few km from the current location. First Frederick Barbarossa, then the Pavian troops committed atrocities (normal administration for homo sapiens). Then the rebirth with the Visconti and the Medici with Pope Leo X. Here is a small summary
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Giuse🚴♎ and Jenaxs🚴🏼♀️♉ went cycling
April 6, 2026
🚴🚴🏻♀️ il famelico homo sapiens
Oggi orde di famelici umani lungo le sponde, domani............
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April 6, 2026
Today, Easter Monday, we encounter hordes of hungry homo and sapiens, the sapiens are in the minority, most are homo! Tomorrow there will be tons of trash scattered through the woods, only the sapiens take the trash home, the homo instead take it from home to the woods. We flee at full speed in search
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
April 3, 2026
🚴🚴🚴🚴I ciclisti della domenica
Si ma oggi è venerdì 😅
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April 3, 2026
Combining just seven notes 🎵, countless musical pieces have been composed. If you are in the Library of Congress and look around at the millions of texts present on any topic, they were written by combining just twenty-six letters. Now, if you take four Sunday cyclists and make them pedal on a Friday...........????
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
April 2, 2026
🚴🚴Enzo, io e Bianconiglio
e Alice???.....
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April 2, 2026
Fantastic meeting with Enzo, also from planet Komoot. Enzo arrives with his red time machine bike with yellow writing. Along the way, we meet a certain Lewis Carroll who, instead of counting sheep to fall asleep, usually states probabilistic math problems. His famous probabilistic problem no. 5 of the
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
April 1, 2026
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April 2, 2026
Il Tulipomania: Fabio and Mauro take me to see the Tulip bloom at Picchetta. I must admit that the tulip🌷 is really beautiful, it has class, now I understand how the Dutch were bewitched by such elegance, to the point of triggering the first speculative bubble in history.
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Giuse🚴♎ and Jenaxs🚴🏼♀️♉ went cycling
March 28, 2026
🚴🚴🏻♀️San Carlun L' Elicotterista 🚁🔥
San Carlo dall' alto della sua......
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March 28, 2026
......statue (a record for almost two centuries with its 35m for a statue that can be visited inside, then surpassed by other works) spots a column of smoke, promptly takes the controls of his helicopter and flies over the woods of Coarezza
(Coarezza is famous for its barbecue ribs. Could the embers in
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Giuse🚴♎ went cycling
March 12, 2026
🚴"L'Albatro" i fiori del male
"les fleurs du mal" Charles Baudelaire........................
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March 12, 2026
A Count and a Queen await me this afternoon for tea and a tasty bonet.
Like an albatross, I take flight; the slightly contrary wind makes me climb ever higher, and so does my self-confidence. Count Camillo awaits me in Galliate and accompanies me from Queen Elena. Just before tea on the Cavagliano hill
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Giuse🚴♎ and Jenaxs🚴🏼♀️♉ went cycling
February 28, 2026
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March 3, 2026
Hi Giuse, it's very likely that we saw each other👍👍👍
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May 22, 2026
Today the gravel bike stays in the garage. Marco and I follow the route of stage 13 of the Giro d’Italia for about 50 km, up to the GPM of Ungiasca, while along the road the organization arranges the last details before the champions arrive.
At the top we find a small fountain, some shade, and time for
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