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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
March 24, 2026
“Here, let me show you…”
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: I no longer have tomatoes, or mushrooms they are far too overrated [👺more importantly, if he negates them both, he will never see the beans] It’s the same theory as Schrödinger's Cat. The beans are in a state of existence and are nonexistent until the heated serving container…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
March 23, 2026
4-hours later…
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: Out north this morning. The Sun is out and the wind is low. I’ve worked out what happened to the epically immense pothole on Portugal Ave - they filled it in! It’s still undulatious [👺not a word] but it won’t throw you off or puncture your tyres. Impressive…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
March 22, 2026
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR…
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: We take the road north then on to the not so busy Portugal Ave. It has less potholes and protruding iron works than normal or we are desensitised [👺does this make them more or less dangerous?]
The 5 miles swiftly passes. Now on quieter country roads the elevation…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
March 19, 2026
“Irreparable Thoughts of Death Barbie… And Cellulite…”
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: It has become clear that beans are not served when sausages are on the menu. It seems a strange substitute, tomatoes for beans seem much more apt.
The weather report was thunder & lightning for yesterday [👺Never happened 50% right 10% of the time] Today it says clouds…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
March 17, 2026
Why is she always doing the splits…
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: Beans warning! Why would you substitute sausages FOR BEANS? Then some savage used the same utensil on the tomatoes and the beans for Gods sake!
Today is a flat recovery ride of varying surfaces along some already cycled roads and some driven roads. It is clear that to…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
March 16, 2026
“Pink goes with everything…”
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: Away again but not as planned. sTrumpet puppeting [👺not a word] lives from another hemisphere. War should be outlawed unless commanding offices are within the borders of the country in conflict [👺want to stop spam emails, unnecessary work emails and scam text? Charge per email & text. Want…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
December 31, 2025
“It ain’t over til it’s over…”
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: “What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere…” [👺Wow!…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
December 29, 2025
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?…
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: It was 8am 🕗 on the dot when I entered the big ᗷᏒᕮᗩᏦFᗩᏚT...🥓🍳☕️ room. It would appear the regular diners have missed me. I am greeted by many including staff. Another clear indication of familiarity, I am not asked my room number. The EP goes well. There has…
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Clive Alexander-Clarke went cycling
December 28, 2025
“You can’t salute the sun twice in one day…
[ᏚᏦ¡ᕈ] ᗷᏒᕮᗩᏦFᗩᏚT ᑕᏞᑌᗷ...🥓🍳☕️. I can’t be triggered ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ so soon ᗩᑎᗪ decide not to join the 6am 🕕 diners.
ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: I’m heading up my favourite descent. It’s about 200 vertical metres. But first I have to navigate the small town of El Doctoral that I am normally “full-gas… ⛽️”…
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