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About costco hotdog
>be me
>a die-hard Costco fan since birth, raised on a diet of glizzys and bulk buys
>every trip to Costco is like embarking on a quest for the ultimate glizzy experience
>friends and fam call me the Glizzy Gladiator, defender of the food court realm
>they say I bleed ketchup and mustard, and my armor is made of Costco hotdog wrappers
>but they don't get it, they don't understand the sacred bond between a man and his glizzy
>when I'm not battling shopping carts in the aisles, I'm tearing up the streets on my trusty e-bike
>speed is my middle name, glizzys are my fuel
>and if you can't handle the heat of my Costco glizzy-fueled speed machine, stay outta the fast lane
>so here I am, grabbing a couple of glizzys before hitting the road
>the scent of victory and relish fills the air as I rev my e-bike's motor
>each pedal, each bite, a tribute to the glory of the glizzy and the thrill of the ride
>because in this wild ride called life, glizzys and speed are the only constants
>and I'm just here to ride the wave, one Costco hotdog at a time.
>a die-hard Costco fan since birth, raised on a diet of glizzys and bulk buys
>every trip to Costco is like embarking on a quest for the ultimate glizzy experience
>friends and fam call me the Glizzy Gladiator, defender of the food court realm
>they say I bleed ketchup and mustard, and my armor is made of Costco hotdog wrappers
>but they don't get it, they don't understand the sacred bond between a man and his glizzy
>when I'm not battling shopping carts in the aisles, I'm tearing up the streets on my trusty e-bike
>speed is my middle name, glizzys are my fuel
>and if you can't handle the heat of my Costco glizzy-fueled speed machine, stay outta the fast lane
>so here I am, grabbing a couple of glizzys before hitting the road
>the scent of victory and relish fills the air as I rev my e-bike's motor
>each pedal, each bite, a tribute to the glory of the glizzy and the thrill of the ride
>because in this wild ride called life, glizzys and speed are the only constants
>and I'm just here to ride the wave, one Costco hotdog at a time.
Distance travelled
559 km
Time in motion
21:51 h
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costco hotdog went cycling.
September 21, 2024
02:26
60.1km
24.7km/h
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costco hotdog went cycling.
August 31, 2024
02:38
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27.4km/h
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costco hotdog went cycling.
August 14, 2024
02:43
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25.8km/h
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costco hotdog went for a bike ride.
August 9, 2024
02:13
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24.6km/h
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costco hotdog planned a bike ride.
August 9, 2024
07:57
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11.6km/h
720m
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costco hotdog went cycling.
June 7, 2024
01:34
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21.1km/h
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100m
costco hotdog went cycling.
May 31, 2024
00:46
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26.0km/h
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150m
costco hotdog went cycling.
May 15, 2024
02:26
63.7km
26.2km/h
230m
230m
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plan to make this trip by the end of summer
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