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costco hotdog

>be me

>a die-hard Costco fan since birth, raised on a diet of glizzys and bulk buys

>every trip to Costco is like embarking on a quest for the ultimate glizzy experience

>friends and fam call me the Glizzy Gladiator, defender of the food court realm

>they say I bleed ketchup and mustard, and my armor is made of Costco hotdog wrappers

>but they don't get it, they don't understand the sacred bond between a man and his glizzy

>when I'm not battling shopping carts in the aisles, I'm tearing up the streets on my trusty e-bike

>speed is my middle name, glizzys are my fuel

>and if you can't handle the heat of my Costco glizzy-fueled speed machine, stay outta the fast lane

>so here I am, grabbing a couple of glizzys before hitting the road

>the scent of victory and relish fills the air as I rev my e-bike's motor

>each pedal, each bite, a tribute to the glory of the glizzy and the thrill of the ride

>because in this wild ride called life, glizzys and speed are the only constants

>and I'm just here to ride the wave, one Costco hotdog at a time.
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went cycling

September 21, 2024

Tour

Time

3h00m

Distance

60.1km

Speed

24.7km/h

Ascent

180m

Descent

180m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

August 31, 2024

Tour

Time

4h23m

Distance

72.0km

Speed

27.4km/h

Ascent

340m

Descent

340m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

August 14, 2024

Tour

Time

4h45m

Distance

70.0km

Speed

25.8km/h

Ascent

240m

Descent

250m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went for a bike ride

August 9, 2024

Cedar River Trail – Cedar River Overlook loop from costco

Time

2h29m

Distance

54.5km

Speed

24.6km/h

Ascent

230m

Descent

220m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

June 7, 2024

Day before 12h shift

Time

2h00m

Distance

33.0km

Speed

21.1km/h

Ascent

100m

Descent

100m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

May 31, 2024

Soos Creek Trail loop

Time

0h55m

Distance

20.0km

Speed

26.0km/h

Ascent

150m

Descent

150m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

May 15, 2024

Tour

Time

3h17m

Distance

63.7km

Speed

26.2km/h

Ascent

230m

Descent

230m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

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went for a bike ride

April 19, 2024

Cedar River Trail – Cedar River Overlook loop from costco

Time

1h21m

Distance

30.0km

Speed

27.0km/h

Ascent

210m

Descent

70m

April 19, 2024

My bike complete broke exactly half way 😢

went for a bike ride

April 14, 2024

Tour

Time

1h36m

Distance

21.3km

Speed

21.0km/h

Ascent

160m

Descent

160m

went cycling

April 13, 2024

Soos Creek Trail loop

Time

0h53m

Distance

20.7km

Speed

25.0km/h

Ascent

150m

Descent

150m

went for a bike ride

April 12, 2024

My day off chill ride

Time

0h25m

Distance

15.6km

Speed

38.3km/h

Ascent

50m

Descent

50m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went for a bike ride

April 8, 2024

Soos Creek Trail

Time

0h07m

Distance

3.69km

Speed

33.9km/h

Ascent

30m

Descent

30m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

April 3, 2024

Costco to Alki Boulevard

Time

3h35m

Distance

56.5km

Speed

23.6km/h

Ascent

160m

Descent

160m

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April 4, 2024

10/10, but the chain goes bork and then battery goes bork... Sadge

went for a bike ride

April 2, 2024

Tour

Time

1h53m

Distance

38.0km

Speed

30.9km/h

Ascent

90m

Descent

90m

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