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went cycling

May 15, 2026

Just because you're perfect, doesn't mean that you're not ugly

Time

2h17m

Distance

29.2km

Speed

12.8km/h

Ascent

100m

Descent

130m

and like this.

went cycling

April 25, 2026

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory

Time

1h48m

Distance

26.0km

Speed

14.4km/h

Ascent

110m

Descent

210m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

April 20, 2026

Well I might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because I have just been discovered.

Time

4h28m

Distance

61.6km

Speed

13.8km/h

Ascent

140m

Descent

230m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

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went cycling

April 17, 2026

Miles are my meditation

Time

0h57m

Distance

15.1km

Speed

15.7km/h

Ascent

50m

Descent

60m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

April 17, 2026

Riding a unicorn makes me feel like a kid again!

Time

0h43m

Distance

14.1km

Speed

19.9km/h

Ascent

20m

Descent

40m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

April 17, 2026

Emails. Sending emails. Receiving emails. Deleting emails... I could go on.

Time

0h15m

Distance

5.23km

Speed

20.4km/h

Ascent

20m

Descent

20m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

April 13, 2026

Hey, the world needs more dreamers. Never stop licking things.

Time

2h27m

Distance

26.1km

Speed

10.7km/h

Ascent

100m

Descent

130m

and like this.

went cycling

April 10, 2026

Denial of denial is one of the first signs of denial.

Time

2h18m

Distance

26.4km

Speed

11.5km/h

Ascent

110m

Descent

140m

and like this.

went cycling

April 10, 2026

You can't escape destiny. She comes for us all.

Time

1h38m

Distance

26.6km

Speed

16.3km/h

Ascent

110m

Descent

130m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

April 7, 2026

Can you imagine where you would be in your career if you hadn't shot Derek Jeter.

Time

1h07m

Distance

9.73km

Speed

8.7km/h

Ascent

80m

Descent

60m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

March 29, 2026

Few people think. Yet all have opinions.

Time

0h58m

Distance

14.1km

Speed

14.5km/h

Ascent

120m

Descent

140m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

went cycling

February 17, 2026

I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.

Time

2h56m

Distance

27.0km

Speed

9.2km/h

Ascent

130m

Descent

110m

, and like this.

went cycling

February 8, 2026

With all due respect, sir. Blow me.

Time

1h40m

Distance

21.2km

Speed

12.7km/h

Ascent

140m

Descent

150m
Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors
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