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John in France

Short, fat and disgustingly overweight.
www.johndstevens.co.uk/

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went gravel riding

August 28, 2026 at 09:25

Gravel ride up to the coast

Time

1h51m

Distance

41.2km

Speed

22.3km/h

Ascent

150m

Descent

160m

went for a hike

August 27, 2026 at 09:03

Mont Saint Michel or ... ... the church does Disneyland. Hated it, couldn't wait to leave.

Time

3h32m

Distance

7.73km

Speed

2.2km/h

Ascent

30m

Descent

30m

went for a bike ride

August 26, 2026 at 15:09

1/4 of the ride B4 my watch died Total ride was approx. 31km. In the rain. And the cold. Oh joy.

Time

0h18m

Distance

7.06km

Speed

23.1km/h

Ascent

50m

Descent

30m

went for a bike ride

August 23, 2026 at 20:30

Le Tronchet Loop - far less sketchy than yesterday Imported from Komoot, times are rubbish, actual time was 1h3m.

Time

1h43m

Distance

23.9km

Speed

13.9km/h

Ascent

170m

Descent

180m

went mountain biking

August 23, 2026 at 05:27

Sketchiest ride this year Ended up on some near vertical hills and a full MTB course!

Time

2h11m

Distance

24.7km

Speed

11.3km/h

Ascent

210m

Descent

210m

went for a bike ride

April 19, 2026 at 09:00

The Torbay loop. Brixham to Torquay & Paignton via Stoke Gabriel.

Time

2h57m

Distance

56.1km

Speed

22.2km/h

Ascent

900m

Descent

910m

went mountain biking

February 15, 2026 at 09:24

Marina de la Torre - Turre Circular

Time

1h58m

Distance

21.1km

Speed

14.6km/h

Ascent

260m

Descent

260m

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went for a hike

January 1, 2026 at 14:29

The Cricketers Arms loop from Quendon

Time

1h12m

Distance

4.28km

Speed

4.3km/h

Ascent

30m

Descent

30m

went for a bike ride

December 30, 2025 at 09:19

To Rutland Water from Glaston

A very easy MTB/gravel cycle around Rutland water starting and ending at the lovely Old Pheasant pub/hotel. Plenty of parking and wonderful food and drinks available to refresh after the ride.

Time

2h09m

Distance

35.5km

Speed

22.8km/h

Ascent

510m

Descent

520m

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went mountain biking

November 7, 2025 at 13:19

Skywalk & Grand Alicant

Parts of the route to the skywalk are VERY rocky. Not challenging if your balance is good but not recommended for novice riders.

Time

2h05m

Distance

21.4km

Speed

15.2km/h

Ascent

240m

Descent

240m

went for a bike ride

November 5, 2025 at 13:02

Old Road to Santa Pola – Rambla de Santa Pola loop from Urbanización Don Pueblo Fase II

Time

1h39m

Distance

31.2km

Speed

22.1km/h

Ascent

300m

Descent

290m

went for a bike ride

August 14, 2022 at 10:29

Bike Ride

Time

1h08m

Distance

22.2km

Speed

20.5km/h

Ascent

160m

Descent

160m

went cycling

October 31, 2020 at 14:34

Road Ride 31.10.2020 16:36

Time

1h02m

Distance

11.9km

Speed

21.1km/h

Ascent

110m

Descent

110m

went cycling

September 7, 2020 at 12:29

2020 Dutch National Road Race Championships - Col du VAM. ** Virtual via Tacx **

Time

0h35m

Distance

14.7km

Speed

25.5km/h

Ascent

50m

Descent

50m

went cycling

September 6, 2020 at 16:07

London City Trip - Virtual via Tacx

Time

0h27m

Distance

12.3km

Speed

27.8km/h

Ascent

20m

Descent

20m
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