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Clive Alexander-Clarke

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e hanno pianificato un giro in bici da corsa

24 marzo 2026

Durata

2h01m

Distanza

45,6km

Velocità

22,7km/h

Salita

410m

Discesa

410m
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è andato in bici

24 marzo 2026

“Here, let me show you…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: I no longer have tomatoes, or mushrooms they are far too overrated [👺more importantly, if he negates them both, he will never see the beans] It’s the same theory as Schrödinger's Cat. The beans are in a state of existence and are nonexistent until the heated serving container…

Durata

4h18m

Distanza

55,8km

Velocità

21,4km/h

Salita

560m

Discesa

560m

A piace questo.

è andato in bici

23 marzo 2026

4-hours later…

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: Out north this morning. The Sun is out and the wind is low. I’ve worked out what happened to the epically immense pothole on Portugal Ave - they filled it in! It’s still undulatious [👺not a word] but it won’t throw you off or puncture your tyres. Impressive…

Durata

3h03m

Distanza

67,5km

Velocità

24,0km/h

Salita

810m

Discesa

810m

è andato in bici

22 marzo 2026

OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR…

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: We take the road north then on to the not so busy Portugal Ave. It has less potholes and protruding iron works than normal or we are desensitised [👺does this make them more or less dangerous?]

The 5 miles swiftly passes. Now on quieter country roads the elevation…

Durata

6h03m

Distanza

75,7km

Velocità

19,5km/h

Salita

1.200m

Discesa

1.200m

è andato in bici

19 marzo 2026

“Irreparable Thoughts of Death Barbie… And Cellulite…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: It has become clear that beans are not served when sausages are on the menu. It seems a strange substitute, tomatoes for beans seem much more apt.

The weather report was thunder & lightning for yesterday [👺Never happened 50% right 10% of the time] Today it says clouds…

Durata

3h19m

Distanza

62,0km

Velocità

19,8km/h

Salita

880m

Discesa

880m

è andato in bici

17 marzo 2026

Why is she always doing the splits…

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: Beans warning! Why would you substitute sausages FOR BEANS? Then some savage used the same utensil on the tomatoes and the beans for Gods sake!

Today is a flat recovery ride of varying surfaces along some already cycled roads and some driven roads. It is clear that to…

Durata

2h11m

Distanza

25,9km

Velocità

18,1km/h

Salita

100m

Discesa

100m

è andato in bici

16 marzo 2026

“Pink goes with everything…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: Away again but not as planned. sTrumpet puppeting [👺not a word] lives from another hemisphere. War should be outlawed unless commanding offices are within the borders of the country in conflict [👺want to stop spam emails, unnecessary work emails and scam text? Charge per email & text. Want…

Durata

3h57m

Distanza

66,5km

Velocità

18,8km/h

Salita

980m

Discesa

970m

è andato in bici

31 dicembre 2025

“It ain’t over til it’s over…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: “What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere…” [👺Wow!…

Durata

6h02m

Distanza

130km

Velocità

22,9km/h

Salita

1.560m

Discesa

1.550m

A piace questo.

è andato in bici

29 dicembre 2025

There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?…

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: It was 8am 🕗 on the dot when I entered the big ᗷᏒᕮᗩᏦFᗩᏚT...🥓🍳☕️ room. It would appear the regular diners have missed me. I am greeted by many including staff. Another clear indication of familiarity, I am not asked my room number. The EP goes well. There has…

Durata

5h59m

Distanza

101km

Velocità

22,2km/h

Salita

1.440m

Discesa

1.430m

A e piace questo.

è andato in bici

28 dicembre 2025

“You can’t salute the sun twice in one day…

[ᏚᏦ¡ᕈ] ᗷᏒᕮᗩᏦFᗩᏚT ᑕᏞᑌᗷ...🥓🍳☕️. I can’t be triggered ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ so soon ᗩᑎᗪ decide not to join the 6am 🕕 diners.

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: I’m heading up my favourite descent. It’s about 200 vertical metres. But first I have to navigate the small town of El Doctoral that I am normally “full-gas… ⛽️”…

Durata

3h17m

Distanza

44,1km

Velocità

21,3km/h

Salita

630m

Discesa

630m

A piace questo.

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